An old proverb says
Those who live in glass houses
Should always wear pants

When it rains it pours
But that figures because I
Just had my car washed

Feeling a bit lost?
You don't need ruby slippers
There's no place like home

Garbage collectors
Banging bins at 6 am
Urban alarm clock

Most pizza places
Will bring it right to your house
Am I in heaven?

I want to tell you
It's been a hard day's night but
We can work it out

No parking Friday
12 pm to 2 pm
Gotta move my car

Roof over my head
People who care about me
I'm pretty lucky

The hands on a clock
Move so slowly you can't see
But they are moving

What is a sammich?
It's like a plain old sandwich
But it's got more crust